either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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