well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
When are your genitals available?
The air taste purple.
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