Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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