Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
