You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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