So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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