If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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