We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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