its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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