I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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