you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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