i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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