White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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