some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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