She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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