I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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