It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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