Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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