I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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