he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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