"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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