some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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