come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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