And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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