is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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