...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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