I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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