Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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