she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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