Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Are we still banned from the library?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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