I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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