is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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