I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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