he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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