Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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