Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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