Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
