Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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