after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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