that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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