turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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