Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Found the puke drawer
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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