I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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