The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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