she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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