As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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