you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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