i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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