Your tits are I can't wait for
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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