every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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