Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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