White coat. Heels.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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