OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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