Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
