Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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