what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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